Priest Crippler

Priest Crippler is a boundary-pushing group from the United Kingdom, known for their uncompromising approach to live music and their distinctive footprint within the heavy music scene. Established as a formidable presence, Priest Crippler captured attention with their EP "Nonce Upon the Cross," released in May 2024, following their equally audacious 2023 EP "Attack of the Porn Again Fistians." Their discography features a string of raw and memorably titled tracks, including "Granny Gum Down," "Metal Gear Flaccid," and "Mary Had a Little Slamb," all of which reflect their singular creative vision.

The band's commitment to their craft is evident through their recent live appearances across the UK. In January 2026, Priest Crippler took the stage at Exchange Basement in Bristol as part of the RELAPSE PUNK FESTIVAL, supporting headliners Peruvian Necktie. Prior to that, they performed in November 2025 at Deathfest in Cardiff's Fuel venue, again appearing as a support act, this time under the banner of Potmortem. These gigs have solidified Priest Crippler's reputation for delivering intense and unfiltered concert experiences, drawing the attention of dedicated fans and newcomers alike.

With a catalogue that refuses to conform, Priest Crippler stands out as one of the UK’s most provocative live acts. To stay informed on their latest tour dates, concerts, and releases, make sure to follow Priest Crippler and keep an eye on their future gigs and developments.